Ah Beng vs Ah Seng... ><""

Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get
promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah
Seng
about his knowledge.

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months
already,
next week is the exam. Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take
night
courses, you would know this! Ah Seng: ........................
*speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau? Ah
Seng: Wash your toilet one ah? Ah Beng: No! He's the author of
"Confessions"; nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night
courses,
you would know this. Ah Seng: .........................
*speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

Ah Beng: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the
author
of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah
Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who Ah Kaw is?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
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Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night
courses,
you would know this!! Ah Beng: ........................
*fainted*