Ah Beng vs Ah Seng... ><""

Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get
promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah
Seng
about his knowledge.

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months
already,
next week is the exam. Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take
night
courses, you would know this! Ah Seng: ........................
*speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau? Ah
Seng: Wash your toilet one ah? Ah Beng: No! He's the author of
"Confessions"; nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night
courses,
you would know this. Ah Seng: .........................
*speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

Ah Beng: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the
author
of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah
Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who Ah Kaw is?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
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Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night
courses,
you would know this!! Ah Beng: ........................
*fainted*

>.<""

Oh i m now in office i m super super sian and boring, not that i got no work but is i dont noe how to do, asking oso noone response to me haiz..
I m super super duet sian..
Feel so slpy now want to sp but cant slp.. need to finish my work so tat tonite i can go to lesson. But i doubt i can complete my work by today cos i got problem doing it and there are plenty of changes to be make. Haiz can users stop making changes i m so tired and sian...
When can i change my job i m really not for the cup on programming my programming skill is really bad >.<|||||.. HELP HELP HELP!!!